All Good Excuses
Have you ever not wanted or not been able to do a thing,
but really not had a good enough excuse?

Let the professionals help!

Use our Random Excuse Generator to get out of whatever!

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All Good Excuses is a
   Bopes project,
who are a product of
   The P. Calavara Conglomerate,
which is a wholly owned subsidiary of
   The Never Knows Heavy Manufacturing Concern.

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